Greetings, fellow cosmic traveler!

I'm Ernesto, and my journey through the realms of massage, spiritual enlightenment, and the stars themselves is a tale worth a cup of tea (or two).

Let's start at the beginning. My initiation into the art of massage was in the coziest and most unexpected of places: my grandmother's living room. While some grandmas were knitting or sharing tales of yore, mine was a masseuse maestro, kneading away life's tensions until her vibrant 84th year. I often jest that while other grandkids got bedtime stories, I got lessons in acupressure. Her dedication and slightly quirky grandmotherly wisdom have been my North Star, guiding me to honor her legacy with every touch.

But the tapestry of my life is woven with more than just massage. Over the years, I've delved deep into the mysteries of Astrology, charting the stars and planets to understand our place in the universe. My quest for knowledge didn't stop there. Various mystical schools have opened their doors to me, each offering a piece of the grand puzzle. From Kabbalah to "A Course in Miracles" and the "Way of Mastery," I've danced with many teachings. And in this intricate dance, I've discerned a golden thread of Truth. A Truth that points unwaveringly to the absolute reality of unity and love, transcending the illusions of separation and fear.

You see, our reality is a canvas, and our thoughts, beliefs, and emotions are the brushes. What we hold in our consciousness and subconsciousness paints our world. And here's the magical bit: higher vibrations of love have the power to heal and transform the lower vibrations of "not-love." It's like turning a discordant note into a harmonious symphony.

So, whether you're here to embark on a massage journey sprinkled with laughter, to chart your stars, or to dive deep into spiritual truths with a touch of humor, you've landed in the right constellation. Together, let's explore the vastness of love, healing, and the divine comedy of life. Ready to elevate, resonate, and maybe even levitate? Let's turn those "not-love" vibes into a love so profound, the cosmos will be taking notes!

In my presence, your divinity is always honored and celebrated, and your humanity respected and never judged.